Can I apply, sir, to this qualified-I-am-for post?
Ruthlessly I can tell you is promised to another.
On the other hand, we maintain a façade of uttermost
Notion of equality in our embrace and will rather
Yawp about how correctly and not abjectly we operate.
I am slightly drunk, in my defense, don’t know what I say.
Still, you seem a nice fellow, dear, surely a slate
Mightier than this corruption waits you on other way.